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Woman
"You blind fool, you silly fool, cain't you never see? It's nothin' but a milk cow your mother give to me."
Man
"Fve traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or more, Saddle on a milk cow's back I never did see before."
2. Man
Second night when I come home, drunk as I could be, Found an overcoat on the rack where my overcoat ought to be.
"Now come, little wife, my dear little wife, will you splain this to me? Here's an overcoat on the rack, where my overcoat ought to be."
Woman
"You blind fool, you silly fool, cain't you never see? It's nothin' but a bedquilt your granny give to me."
Man
"I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or more3 Pockets in a bedquilt I never did see before."
3. Man
Third night when I come home, drunk as I could be, Head on the pillow where my head ought to be.
"Now come, little wife, my dear little wife, will you splain this to me? Here's a head on the pillow where my head ought to be."
Woman
"You blind fool, you silly fool, cain't you never see? It's nothin' but a cabbage head your mother give to me."
Man
"I've traveled this wide world over, ten thousand miles or more; Eyes and nose on a cabbage head I never did see before."
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